PFFFT
Journal Entry:
Sun Nov 15, 2009, 1:20 PM
So, you know that "You might be from___ if you do __" things? I went and did "You might be from Michigan if you do ___" >__>;; and picked some to share ffff;
You might be from Michigan if;
You show people where you're from by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand. (Especially useful if you're from the Thumb or the Little Finger.) [ >__>;; I can't imagine not having a hand as a map at all times pffttt;; )
The only place in the world can you experience all four seasons in one day. [ROFL YES. xDD ]
"Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. [ LOLOL;; USUALLY.]
At least one member of your family disowns you the week of the
Michigan / Michigan State game. [ >___> MICHIGAN, DAMMIT. MICHIGAN STATE IS AWFUL. DDDD8< ]
Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel. [ ..o__o pfttt;; ]
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian....eh?
[ ROFL;;; I ALWAYS do. At least the pennies always are. @ v @;; I thought that was normal..; ffff;; ]
It's easy to get Vernor's ginger ale, Better Made chips, Sanders hot fudge sauce, and Faygo pop.
[ ...You..you can't get that elsewhere..!? D8 What!? ]
You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
[ o__o rofl;; of course.]
You've had to switch on the heat and the air conditioning in the same day.
[ ..xD;;; ]
The word "thumb" has geographical rather than anatomical significance.
[ "I went to the thumb." "I live on the thumb." "She/he/they live on the thumb." >__>;; ]
Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon. [ o v o;; ]
You measure distance in minutes.
[ ..o A o;; Other people don't do that? ]
When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."
[LOLOL YES. ]
You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but is only 100 miles fom Hell.
[ o__o Of course. Pfftt;; ]
Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction.
[ROFL. XD;;; OHGOD. YES. ]
Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.
[ o u o; Of course.. xD;;; ]
You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
[ Fffff;; ]
You end your sentences with a preposition; example: "Where's my coat at?"
[ Other people don't? oo; ]
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
[ > u >; ]
You carry jumper cables and snow chains in your trunk.
[ Always~! ]
You design your kids' Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
[ PFFTT;; No, just over lots and lots of sweaters. 8D;; ]
Driving in the winter is better because the pot-holes are filled with snow.
[ o v o;; Except for when there is black ice..]
Your favorite holidays are Christmas,Thanksgiving, and the opening of Deer Season, which you consider a National Holiday.
[ LOLYES. We celebrated it at school last week, actually. And the teachers give the next week off for the most part, due to a lot of people gone during the opening of it. 8D;; ]
Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
[ = w =;;; ]
The "Big Three" means either Ford, Chrysler and GM, or Little Caesar's, Domino's, or Hungry Howie's.
[ xDDDD ]
Your definition of a small Michigan town is one that doesn't have a lake.
[--USUALLY. Mine has a lake. 0: xD ]
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
[ >___>;; lolol ]
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
[ o v o;; lolyes. ACTUALLY, EVEN IN MICHIGAN--depending on where you are. There are 'watch out for deer' signs near the cities, and up north where I am, even my school bus often stops for the stupid things. ]
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
[ o A o But usually we are not stupid enough to.]
You see people wearing fall formal wear = camouflage at social events
[ >____>;; ]
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
[ ..LOLNO. I LOCK MINE..]
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn
[ :'D ]
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
[..>__>; No, we just deal with the cold. ffff; ]
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
[ L-LOLOL;; ]
Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
[ > u >;; ]
You know what a Yooper is.
[..ROFL IS THAT HOW IT'S SPELLED? xDD ]
You know that UP is a place not a direction
[ oo; Obviously. ]
- Mood:
Humor - Listening to: Mad Russian's Christmas--Trans-Siberian Orchestra
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